my friend forced me to his party so i started melting together candy corn into a candy corncob an hour and a half ago
i used up all the lighter fluid and now i don’t know what to do with this mass of sugar
i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”
glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead.
Let’s take a moment to appreciate how great my town is at yik yak
Hes so precious.
50 shades of dark circles under my eyes
This could be us but you playin’ 😂😂
Yo would it kill J. Crew to have a 50% off sale every now and again?